I am amorous about Lady Griddlebone.

If it happens to be a stormy night
They will practise a caper or two in the hall.
If it happens the sun is shining bright
You would say the had nothing to do at all:
They are resting and saving themselves to be right
For the __________________.

The author of Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats

Who is "the original conjuring cat"?

Rats were roasted whole when this news was heard.

His disobliging ways are a matter of habit.
If you offer him fish then he always wants a feast;
when there isn't any fish then he won't eat rabbit . . .

But he'll leap on your lap in the middle of your sewing,
For there's nothing he emjoys like a horrible muddle.

The poem "The Naming of Cats" is about cats having _________   ______.

What did Mr. Mistoffelees produce out of a hat?
(It wasn't a rabbit!)

And when you heard a dining-room smash
Or up from the pantry there came a loud crash
Or down from the library came a loud ping
From a vase which was commonly said to be Ming--
Then the family would say: 'Now which was which cat?
It was ___________________
And there's nothing at all to be done about that!

'I have played', so he says, 'every possible part,
And I used to know seventy speeches by heart .  . .
But my grandest creation, as history will tell
Was Firefrorefiddle, the Fiend from Fell.

Which poem contains this refrain:
Bark bark bark bark
Bark bark BARK BARK

But above and beyond there's still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will _______;
The name that no human resarch can discover--
But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never ______.

I once was a Pirate what sailed the 'igh seas-
But now I've retired as com-mission-aire:
And that's how you find me a-takin' my ease
And keepin' the door in a Bloomsbury Square.

She thinks that the cockroaches just need employment
To prevent them from idle and wanton destroyment.
So she's formed, from that lot of disorderly louts,
A troop of well-disciplined helpful boy-scouts . . .

Who broke up the fight between the Pekes and the Pollicles?

This cat defies the law of gravity.

You'll be sure to find him resting, or a-licking of his thumbs,
Or engaged in doing complicated long division sums.

He's the Cat we all greet as he walks down the street
In his coat of fastidious black:
No commonplace mousers have such well-cut trousers
Or such an impeccable back.

But
How would you ad-dress a cat?(What is the first thing you would say?)

He gives you a wave of his long brown tail
Which says: I'll see you again!
You'll meet without fail on the Midnight Trail
The Cat of the Railway Train.